Definitions by Palem
Claudia Pina
A fucking midget that bitches your favorite defenders on a terrifying night of fut champs. Costs you 15 controllers per week and makes you ragequit.
Claudia Pina by Palem December 1, 2025
Badzz
A Serbian retard that sucks Kanye off for a living. His idol is Ronald Araujo and he can’t fucking stop using mega knight in clash royale like a gay bitch would do
Surgeee
A Manchester United fan basically a walking comedy sketch. Someone who always shouts “THIS IS OUR SEASON” every August and is already breaking down by October, who knows every referee’s full name but still couldn’t recognise a trophy if it hit him in the face. He spends half his life refreshing transfer news for signings that never happen, calls every random teenager “the next Ronaldo,” and somehow manages to blame the Glazers for everything, including his bad WiFi. In short, Purgeee is peak delusion mixed with premium disappointment — the ultimate United experience.
Rusock
A spaghetti mafia with the worst ball knowledge ever. He supports the worst team in Italy and thinks saka is better than Beckham