Surfer Dick 

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

Surfer Dick by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

Cut Surfer Dick

A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.

Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!

Cut Surfer Dick by Karl Chib April 3, 2009

dick surfer 

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

dick surfer by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

surferdick 

Where your boner is like pointing up, like you have been laying on it forever. As if you ride your board forever laying on the dick.

Oh man i had a massive surferdick when i woke up.

surferdick by Valike March 9, 2008