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Snarfboarding 

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.
Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!
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SurfBoarding 

Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.
I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.

I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.
SurfBoarding by DOTB May 6, 2009

SmurfBoarding 

Cant today, busy smurfboarding
SmurfBoarding by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

snorboarding 

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.
Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.
snorboarding by felkers law March 9, 2009

Surfboarding 

A sexual move where a man rests his penis between a woman’s labia and glides back and forth without penetration. The grinding pressure can make her gush or squirt — creating a literal “wave.” The name comes from both the sliding motion and the wave-like effect.
She squirted so much during surfboarding, it was like catching the perfect wave.
Surfboarding by Pirate Montu September 10, 2025

Amish Surfboarding 

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”
Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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