"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to
party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the
chief,
hail to the
chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play
fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't
kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and
brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog,
yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the
head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our
food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the
music never ever stops
