A pointless piece of crap, shown on a pointless piece of crap channel (
MTV), which depicts the failed dreams of every barbie doll in the world. Mummy and Daddys "little princess" atempts to throw The best
party in the world ever. She gets what she wants, when she wants, and still complains because she wants more. nothing is good enough for this spoilt little
brat, as she drags her helpless mother round the most expensive shops in town, and moans that the dress doesn't show off her underage boobs enough. She then spends $500 on a haircut that looks like it was
cut by a hedge trimmer, then blow dried by a tornado. The Girls easy going
father, hasnt got a clue how to raise his child, and believes the only way to get her to love him is by spending ridiculous amounts of money on a fancy limo, and hiring the best night club there is. The girl invites everyone she knows, who just found out they really liked her, not because shes really rich, and can get them almost anything they desire, but because...well, they just, do. So Everyone from school is invited, that is except for the
people who she doesnt likes (i.e. anyone who poses a threat to her popularity, or is
better looking, or doesn't kiss her arse enough)And anyone who looks at her in an envious manner, or is heard making a bitchy comment, is squeeled on, and removed from the
party. the squeeler is rewarded by being allowed to stand an
extra yard closer to the birthday girl, as everyone sings happy birthday in a really half-hearted, or kiss arse way. The girl is still moaning that someone hasnt been kicked out
yet, and she storms round the club looking for this wanted person, followed by her model like fan club. The
party finishes and even though it wasnt
perfect, at least she got her her
parents to dip in their pockets. And that was just her 16th!
My Super sweet 16...or in other
words, I want everything and I want it now, and if I dont get it right at this very minute I am going to scream so loud, that every
bit of glass will break in thw whol entire universe and you will be known as the worst
parents ever.