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Super Soaker Surprise 

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

Super Soaker

A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid.
Guy 1 :BRO, you KNOW Vice President Harris got that super soaker
Guy 2: THATS ON GOD
Super Soaker by SRM13 November 9, 2020

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday 

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
What’s today?”

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

super soaker

The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye
if you don't watch out all blow your eye out with my CPS 2000

Super Shocker 

Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.
The Super Shocker is way more effective than a regular shocker.
Super Shocker by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006

super shocker 

similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.
I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.
super shocker by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003