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Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
by AProg December 08, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Clown Point System.

A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is
Person 1: **Does something stupid

Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!
by niteflyer March 11, 2020
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CPS as in clicks per second, all it is really is clicking as fast as possible to gain an advantage in games such as Minecraft, Idle games including (Cookie clicker, transport defender etc.) You can tend to find websites allowing you to see your scores on clicking speeds and alot of minecraft youtubers that PvP tend to think cps is key.
Woah I reached 10CPS!
by robloxhackerman69 February 17, 2019
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Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
by jimmychangnuts September 16, 2006
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(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*
by Backward-Drawback January 28, 2021
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