Super Simptember

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Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

Super Simptember by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020

Words you can keep

super suck september

This one is for the gurls it’s the equivalent to destroy dick December only for the lady’s tho, the objective is for you (the lady) to suck off how ever many guys for the number of that day so if it September 9 you have to suck off 9 different guys

Hey Sarah are you gonna participate in super suck September? No I don’t think so, it’s a little much for me.

super suck september by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan November 5, 2018

Super Shred September

A month when you must work out every day and try to get shredded

Hey, have you heard Eric's started going to the gym?
Yeah, he is trying to complete Super Shred September.

Super Shred September by A_big_simp November 2, 2020

super straight september

A month where you get to enjoy being super straight, kinda like pride month but for super straight people.

Bella: dude what month is it?
Alex: did you forget? Its super straight September!

super straight september by AvocadoToastxxx March 6, 2021

super sexy September

When all the bad bitches be sexy on September

Super sexy September is coming up bad bitches

super sexy September by Just_kel05 March 14, 2022

Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

Super Squirt September by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018

Super Simp September

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.

-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!

Super Simp September by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026