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Super Simptember

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.
John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."
by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020
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super suck september

This one is for the gurls it’s the equivalent to destroy dick December only for the lady’s tho, the objective is for you (the lady) to suck off how ever many guys for the number of that day so if it September 9 you have to suck off 9 different guys
Hey Sarah are you gonna participate in super suck September? No I don’t think so, it’s a little much for me.
by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan November 5, 2018
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Super Shred September

A month when you must work out every day and try to get shredded
Hey, have you heard Eric's started going to the gym?
Yeah, he is trying to complete Super Shred September.
by A_big_simp November 2, 2020
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super straight september

A month where you get to enjoy being super straight, kinda like pride month but for super straight people.
Bella: dude what month is it?
Alex: did you forget? Its super straight September!
by AvocadoToastxxx March 6, 2021
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super sexy September

When all the bad bitches be sexy on September
by Just_kel05 March 14, 2022
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Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.
by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018
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Super Simp September

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.
-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!
by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020
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