Sunstipated 

The constipated looking facial expressions people make when it's really bright outside or when they look directly into the sun.

You seriously need to invest in some sunglasses. You're not gonna pick up any girls walking around looking sunstipated like that.

Sunstipated by 13th June 5, 2011

Songstipated 

The occurrence of one getting a song involuntarily stuck in their head much in the same way that one, at times, has an unwieldy turd lodged in their anal cavity.

Person 1: “Bro, could you please stop humming Baby Shark?”

Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”

Songstipated by Wordzard February 13, 2023

cunstipated 

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

cunstipated by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

Cunstipated 

When a woman is a absolutely pretentious twat stain, and makes others feel inadequate about themselves.

Amelia: what the hell is her problem? Is she, like, a total asshole?

Sarah: Who, Andrea? No, she's just cunstipated.

Cunstipated by TheJames77 May 1, 2016

sustinated 

sustinated is when you have revived sustenance, such as food and/or water

"he stayed sustinated by eating regularly"

sustinated by fortnite enjoyer 67 February 15, 2022

Susticated 

All figured out, sorted and happy as, task completed

Are you all susticated bro?

Susticated by Tomarse da Cat March 6, 2018

Saqstipated 

When you’re unable to realease your fart. Constipation but strictly restricted to farts

Dude! I haven’t farted in 3 days! I think I’m saqstipated.

Saqstipated by Joshieewashiee June 8, 2018