Saqstipated 

When you’re unable to realease your fart. Constipation but strictly restricted to farts

Dude! I haven’t farted in 3 days! I think I’m saqstipated.

Saqstipated by Joshieewashiee June 8, 2018

Sunstipated 

The constipated looking facial expressions people make when it's really bright outside or when they look directly into the sun.

You seriously need to invest in some sunglasses. You're not gonna pick up any girls walking around looking sunstipated like that.

Sunstipated by 13th June 5, 2011