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Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.
"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."
Cover-suckered by stealthmouse September 8, 2019
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suckered 

When you make some one believe you and then you laugh in front of there face, making them look stupid. He or she just got suckered...
Liz got suckered when she realized Victor was actually making fun of her and not complimenting her.

Dude, you just got suckered.
suckered by Katalistic February 8, 2008

sinkered 

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.
(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?
sinkered by Sinkered December 6, 2022

Snakerider 

When one person put their thumb up their asshole while masterbating and another guy sucks on his cock.
Brian says to Ken "Hey Ken come over here I'm about to go snakeriding and I need your help. I will be the Snakerider this time".
Snakerider by Acid ßurn February 22, 2011

Alabama Snakerider 

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.
She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

Shnokered 

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.
Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.
Shnokered by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009