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A virtual girl that is psychotic in GTA, but somehow amazing in Tetris
This girl in a tank must be a suisei
Related Words
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Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Size Kink 

Being turned on/aroused at a distinct difference in size in comparison to your partner. Usually includes height, muscle size, penis size, and weight. It is generally used when referring to a submissive being turned on at being smaller than their partner, but goes both ways. (being turned on at your partner being smaller than you.)
Ugh, I've got a total size kink; I just go weak in the knees when he wraps his huge hands around my neck!
Size Kink by sams winchesters July 15, 2018
Have hot secks with Suisei
I want to have some suisex 🥵
Suisex by Degenerator November 11, 2021
The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.
"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."
of size by Moggraider February 19, 2010

SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011