suckulent

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010

suckulent

To describe how succulent is the precious cum you're swallowing, as it is spewed out the mighty cock, after you performed a perfect blowjob.

Mmmmmooaaawmmm, that was suckulent, sir!
Will you give me again, soon? mmmmmyeh? mmmmmeow?
mmmmrrrrhhh ...

by iomiomiom July 20, 2008

Suckulent

a person who is proficient or skilled at sucking dick

John: Bro, that chick Amy gave the best bj last night behind the stairs

Doug: Yeah, I heard she's very suckulent

by babybeeks July 23, 2014

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Juicy-er than fried chicken

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

Succulentoe

Succulentoe (sucky-lent-toe) is an urban street word used to express something that's more than succulent or mouth watering.

The word succulentoe is used mostly by Goths and skate boarding youths.

Adding the letters "oe" at the end of word "succulent" makes the word expression sound cool with a European slang accent.

Example 1:

Scott: "how's the weed man?"

Nathan: "it's succulentoe dude"

Example 2:

Lisa: "the beef bacon is succulentoe!"

by One Large October 13, 2019

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

Sucklet

One of itemLabel's plushies, a Sucklet is in a star shape with three dots in the center for its face, designating two eyes and a mouth. It also squeaks if you press it! It likes to eat all the treats and snacks in your home and decomposing. It is often associated with mushrooms because of the latter fact.

There are three variants of Sucklet: Sucklet, which has a white body and black dots; Dark Sucklet, which has a black body and white dots; and Super Sucklet which is like Sucklet but three times bigger.

Do not let it in your home! I repeat: DO NOT. Peepy is welcomed but if you do let a sucklet in, you will regret it. (Jk)

You can buy your own sucklet on itemLabel's website. There are YouTube videos if you want hear songs made about this plushy. So far, they've starred in Sucklet's Song and Sucklet Dies (not a song).

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Person 1: Hey, do you know how to get rid of sucklets? I've let one in my house because it looked so cold and alone from being outside too long, but now all it does is suck my entire stash of Doritos.
Person 2: That must've suck, dude. I don't think that there's a way to get rid of those pests, but even if you lost all of your beloved Doritos, at least sucklets are very adorable and soft.
Person 1: That's true. :)

by racecar = racecar March 17, 2021