sucks at life
sucks at life by Ashley December 1, 2003
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Sucks at life
Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
Sucks at life by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
Jack Sucks at Life
The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
Jack Sucks at Life by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
I suck at life
I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005
you suck at life
-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
you suck at life by Nicole February 15, 2004
suck at life
1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
suck at life by stupid May 30, 2004
Suck at life
1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
Suck at life by Jeff October 26, 2004
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