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Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.
"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."
Cover-suckered by stealthmouse September 8, 2019

suckered 

When you make some one believe you and then you laugh in front of there face, making them look stupid. He or she just got suckered...
Liz got suckered when she realized Victor was actually making fun of her and not complimenting her.

Dude, you just got suckered.
suckered by Katalistic February 8, 2008

Shit suckered fucker nucker 

Suckedelic

Adjective:
1. Of, or characterized by sucking.

2. Relating to or denoting new or altered perceptions and experiences related to sucking.

3. Description of a person, thing, or event which sucks so badly, that the phrase, " This sucks!" Does not even begin to describe it.
"Oh, man, I just got fired for something I didn't do. This is suckedelic."

"I can't believe how suckedelic my life is right now. I just got home from work early because I was fired, to find my wife in bed with another man."

"These shoes are suckedelic. Not only are the ugly, but they are the most uncomfortable things I have ever put on my feet."
Suckedelic by Amarabd February 8, 2013

Suckered 

From "sucker-punched"; when someone attacks suddenly, before their opponent was ready to defend, or before they even realized the fight had started.
"Come on man admit it, you suckered him."
Suckered by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

bra suckered

Being suckered in by a lingerie companies design/engineering of a bra.
When I got the girl home I realised I had been bra suckered.
bra suckered by paddyb February 24, 2007