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Subway'd 

When you throw a sandwich at law enforcement and get arrested.
Johnny got mad at the cops, threw his sandwich at them and got arrested. He got subway'd.
Subway'd by Geraldo's tenth kid August 15, 2025

subway dave 

A very skinny boy who will badly dance for any food, usually subway.
Guy 1- Hey did you see subway dave's new dance video
Guy 2- obviously, he posts one every week and reminds everyone on snapchat to watch it.
Guy 3- Id give him subway to stop danceing
subway dave by poop pooop pooooooop November 4, 2016

Subway dick 

1) a dick that is THICK and 6 inches
2) a dick that is a foot long
"I have a foot long dick"
"Oh so a subway dick?"
"I guess..?"
"Cool... me to bro"
"Ah"
"Wanna see it?"
"Only if I can touch it"
Subway dick by Userlolz July 13, 2023

Subway Door Death 

A potentially fatal lapse in subway safety. If you leave the doors between cars slightly open after passing through, then it will create a miniature vortex that will suck anyone stood near the door out into the tunnel.

See also: Fan Death
"John was the first Subway Door Death casualty of the summer season."

national subway day 

national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.
“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”

Subway "Soft Drink" 

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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