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The paltry remains of a dick-capitation. Also used as a term of disparagement for still-attached members of underwhelming size.
After Lorena took a knife to his dick, poor John was left with a subpena.

REFERENCE: The infamous case of John vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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Subpena by Wizard of Odds August 26, 2023
Words you can keep
From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
Subpenis by Mouth32 October 18, 2008

Subpoena [latin] 

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.
Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.
Subpoena [latin] by DUHAIME July 20, 2005
a special girl who is brown haired and who can be shy at times and is drop dead beautiful she is fun and can be a flirt but guys stare but cant get the guts to talk to her she loves music she has big brown eyes that sparkle when she talkes. She is very classy when it comes to clothing; she is loyal and truly a fun person she has unique love for food. Has a voluptuous booty and is truly in love with self.
Subrena has such a beautiful and unique spirit.
subrena by Tailormade December 20, 2016

Subpoena 

Subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. Commonly the cause of many heart attacks. Commonly opens with "You are hereby COMMANDED to appear."
I got a subpoena in the mail the other day, I almost messed myself.
Subpoena by Matt Schmidgall January 7, 2005

Subpoeña Colada 

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.
Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti
Subpoeña Colada by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

Subpoena 

While doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.
John gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.
Subpoena by natezane June 11, 2006
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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