Subpena

The paltry remains of a dick-capitation. Also used as a term of disparagement for still-attached members of underwhelming size.

After Lorena took a knife to his dick, poor John was left with a subpena.

REFERENCE: The infamous case of John vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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by Wizard of Odds August 26, 2023

Subpenis

From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.

Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"

by Mouth32 October 18, 2008

Subpoena [latin]

A Subpoena actually or correctly is an order of a court which requires a person to be present at a certain time and place or suffer a penalty (subpoena means, literally, "under penalty"). This is the tool used by Court to ensure that witnesses present themselves at a given place, date and time to make themselves available to testify.

Subpoena to be present for a deposition at the Court or more practically, in one of the attorneys offices.

by DUHAIME July 20, 2005

subrena

a special girl who is brown haired and who can be shy at times and is drop dead beautiful she is fun and can be a flirt but guys stare but cant get the guts to talk to her she loves music she has big brown eyes that sparkle when she talkes. She is very classy when it comes to clothing; she is loyal and truly a fun person she has unique love for food. Has a voluptuous booty and is truly in love with self.

Subrena has such a beautiful and unique spirit.

by Tailormade December 20, 2016

Subpoena

Subpeona, a horrid piece of paper that informs you that you have to go to court to give testimony. Commonly the cause of many heart attacks. Commonly opens with "You are hereby COMMANDED to appear."

I got a subpoena in the mail the other day, I almost messed myself.

by Matt Schmidgall January 7, 2005

Subpoeña Colada

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.

Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti

by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

Subpoena

While doing a chick from behind one performs a donkey punch with a gavel and yells the name of their favorite supreme court justice.

John gave her a subpoena last night for added jurisprudence pleasure.

by natezane June 11, 2006