subpenna

A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease

Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 16, 2017

subpeona

Another word for condom

Person:Damn having sex last night was good but hopefully he wore a subpeona or else umm I’m pregnant

by YOUR REAL NAME STUPID December 21, 2019

Subpena

The paltry remains of a dick-capitation. Also used as a term of disparagement for still-attached members of underwhelming size.

After Lorena took a knife to his dick, poor John was left with a subpena.

REFERENCE: The infamous case of John vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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by Wizard of Odds August 26, 2023