sibbitting 

The act of using your own tears as lubricant while masturbating.

God, I'm so tired from sibbitting all day.

I had tears of joy when i was sibbitting earlier today.

sibbitting by Charlie aka Chu from the Math Club March 20, 2008

submitting to the Dierks Side 

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.

Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

submitting to the Dierks Side by Swanagram February 19, 2010

submitting my package 

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.

"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

submitting my package by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo May 1, 2014

Submitting 

When you are in the process of submitting something.
I am submitting this definition.

Jon: What are you doing???

Bryan: I am submitting this definition to Urban Dictionary. What does it look like I'm doing???

Jon: It looks like you're looking up dirty words on Urban Dictionary.

Bryan: .........

Submitting by The Submitter Person Thingabob August 22, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004