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Sturgis
A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.
Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.
Sturgis by OrbingPunk February 24, 2008
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Sturgis
The term for the penis on a man who has Big Dick Energy. While you can have BDE and not actually have a huge cock, If you have BDE AND a huge piece, that piece is referred to as a Sturgis.
Did you see McGregor wearing that tight pair of Calvin Klein underwear after the Mayweather fight? That man has a sturgis on him.
Sturgis Brown High School
A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.
A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
Sturgis Brown High School by peaceloveandfriendship July 1, 2009
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Sturgis Play
To make a good play or big play.
A reference to Lynrd Skynrd's Sturgis performance.
Plays of this nature usually lead to other people getting "sturgy"
A reference to Lynrd Skynrd's Sturgis performance.
Plays of this nature usually lead to other people getting "sturgy"
Sturgis Play by SturgySmurf August 12, 2018
sturgis brown high school
the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people.
"strugis brown high school? yeah. it's the worst school in south dakota."
"it's the crappiest school here."
"how would you describe sturgis brown high school?"
"well... it's the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people!"
"yup. that sums it up."
"it's the crappiest school here."
"how would you describe sturgis brown high school?"
"well... it's the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people!"
"yup. that sums it up."
sturgis brown high school by noliesonlythetruthfr January 25, 2023