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Stupidium 

An element that can not be metabolized and is stored in the human brain. It is nearly impossible to filter out of a person's system. Side effects include prescription to psuedoscienctific ideas, bad logic and a propensity for quoting inspirational cat posters. It is mostly mined from conspiracy theory websites and videos on the internet.

"The atomic number for stupidium is 81.5. That puts it is the mysterious WTF category of the periodic elements, right between thallium and lead. Its Abbreviation is STU." Sheila S.
The Flat Earth convention will be fully powered by stupidium this year.
Stupidium by D. Grey July 21, 2018
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stupidium 

A person who is really annoying you in class
he was being a real stupidium
stupidium by 110010011001001 February 13, 2018

stupidism 

the act of being stupid and retarted
That guy is the biggest stupidism hes also an illegalism
stupidism by moodmah February 24, 2017

The Stupendium 

the epitome of good music
The Stupendium by anonymous December 21, 2020

Stupidification

1) The act of making someone more stupid.

2) The act of making something more simplistic for stupid people to use it, for example, un-necessary warning labels.
Idiot: "Yay! I got a B+ on my math test!"

Normal Person: "How? You said 2 + 2 = 22..."

Idiot: "So? It says it's right..."

Normal person: *facepalms* "Teachers adding to the stupidification of their students."

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McDonalds' Hot Coffee's "Caution: Hot" label, after someone spilt their hot coffee on their lap and successfully sued because their hot coffee had no warning that it was hot.
Stupidification by Above Average IQ November 17, 2010
"Your stupidicy knows no bounds."
stupidicy by Steve Myers December 24, 2006
Honey, that`s not where the salad dressing goes in the refrigerator!
You`re such a stupidiot.
stupidiot by xavier reivax November 6, 2009
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