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Stupiditis

An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard
What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober
Stupiditis by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

stupiditis

A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.
That guy has Stupiditis
Pretty sure 2+2 is still 4, damn your Stupiditis is bad
How come when you open your mouth, it sounds like Stupiditis is coming out?
stupiditis by honneamise November 26, 2018

Stupidicism 

Criticism of another's position with ridiculous, farcical or stupid arguments, baseless pseudo-facts or fallacy ridden assertions. Typically political, but can also extend to discussion about Apple and even religion.
Your last post is nothing but stupidicism. Try confirming your facts before posting again.
Stupidicism by perkiset October 17, 2011

stupidivism 

The act of being continually "stupid" no matter how many times the situation has been explained.
Jerry has "stupidivism" ! I gave him directions to the party 4 times & he still doesn't know how to get here! We must draw him a map in crayon.
stupidivism by sbatten June 4, 2016

stupiditise 

when someone is stupid and it starts affecting you
person A: BLABLABLA I LIKE TO EAT SHIT

person B: dude stop

person A: OY MATE WHATS CRACKELAKING

person B: eehhhhh YAA MATE IM JOST FAAIN BLE BLE BLE

person B: GOT DAMNET PERSON A YOU STUPIDITISE (ed) ME
stupiditise by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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