Stupiditis

An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard

What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober

Stupiditis by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

stupiditis

A serious illness contracted by those of the world with an inability to add up numbers without reverting to completely ridiculous attempts at mathematics. It has become apparent that Stupiditis is spreading and the world is covered in sufferers of this illness and they should all be put down like the mentally challenged sad bags they are.

That guy has Stupiditis
Pretty sure 2+2 is still 4, damn your Stupiditis is bad
How come when you open your mouth, it sounds like Stupiditis is coming out?

stupiditis by honneamise November 26, 2018

artificial stupidity 

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.

Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"

artificial stupidity by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010

Supreme Stupidity

1. An act of extreme stupidity by the U.S. Supreme Court.

2. An attempt to undermine democracy or destroy human rights through judicial fiat.

3. What happens when a bunch of clueless lawyers pretend to be God.

Notable examples include:

-- The recent (2010) decision to allow unlimited corporate and interest group contributions to U.S. political campaigns.

-- The Buck vs. Bell ruling that permitted forced sterilization of the mentall ill. Justice Holmes said at the time: “Three generations of imbeciles are enough.”

-- The Dred Scott case that invalidated restrictions on slavery, while mandating that all African-Americans be treated as "property" in the eyes of the law.

-- Plessy v. Ferguson, which formally legalized segregation, Jim Crow laws and minority disenfranchisement throughout the nation.

The highest court in the land committed another act of Supreme Stupidity in January 2010 when it opened the floodgates to unlimited corporate cash in the election process. Can you say "plutocracy?" Sure you can!

Supreme Stupidity by Peter Kobs February 18, 2010

Plot Induced Stupidity 

Plot Induced Stupidity, or PIS, is when characters don't use their abilities or skills to the fullest extent as shown before, even within their personality ranges, for the sake of the story plotline. It makes lesser powered characters an actual challenge against higher powered characters in the comics.

Examples of PIS include Flash stories lasting longer than three panels, or Toy Man as a threat to Superman. Standard CBR fights exempt the contestants from PIS unless otherwise specified.

Plot Induced Stupidity by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

Stupidification

1) The act of making someone more stupid.

2) The act of making something more simplistic for stupid people to use it, for example, un-necessary warning labels.

Idiot: "Yay! I got a B+ on my math test!"

Normal Person: "How? You said 2 + 2 = 22..."

Idiot: "So? It says it's right..."

Normal person: *facepalms* "Teachers adding to the stupidification of their students."

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McDonalds' Hot Coffee's "Caution: Hot" label, after someone spilt their hot coffee on their lap and successfully sued because their hot coffee had no warning that it was hot.

Stupidification by Above Average IQ November 17, 2010

Stupidity 

Something Urban Dictionary has a surplus of.

You need to search far and wide to find a definition on Urban Dictionary that lacks stupidity

Stupidity by Mr. Awesome II April 30, 2015