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stupiditise 

when someone is stupid and it starts affecting you
person A: BLABLABLA I LIKE TO EAT SHIT

person B: dude stop

person A: OY MATE WHATS CRACKELAKING

person B: eehhhhh YAA MATE IM JOST FAAIN BLE BLE BLE

person B: GOT DAMNET PERSON A YOU STUPIDITISE (ed) ME
stupiditise by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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stupidified 

Stupidified is the stage you reach after been smoking some weed with a friend. After been taking a couple of hits on the joint you sit there and discuss everything and nothing and you don't know why you said some things.
Shannon: What do you mean?
Bobo: Mean what, I'm not mean, I'm nice
Shannon: You said a helicopter can't land upside down
Bobo: Did I? Why can't it land upside down?
Shannon: I don't know
Bobo: What are we talking about, I feel completely stupidified
stupidified by Bobo L August 4, 2006

Stupiditis

An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard
What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober
Stupiditis by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

Stupidvise 

To stand around while others are working, particularly while 'helping' during a large move or while setting up or tearing down after an event.
Even though I've helped the guy move twice, hours after Tom showed up all he did was stand around and 'Stupidvise.'
Stupidvise by leessummitpub September 16, 2009

Computer Stupidities 

The best website for computer jokes and stuff.
Computer Stupidities is awesome! I read it all the time.
Computer Stupidities by Midna! July 20, 2009

stupidityness 

The act of being mentally dumb af; most commonly found in males from the height of 5’4 to 5’5.
Bobby Craig has an undiagnosed disease of stupidityness
stupidityness by Beefucker6969 December 3, 2017

Stupiditive 

Stupid, repeat, repetitive, stupidly, constantly stupid, dumb ass!
Stupiditive - The act of doing something stupid, repeatedly
Stupiditive by Trip Isaacs June 8, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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