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Stupid Cat 

An adjective used to describe something or someone that is unaware or oblivious to its pointlessness.
Guy 1: Man, that guy is such a stupid cat.

Guy 2: How so?

Guy 1: Because he useless
Stupid Cat by DarwinDeez August 5, 2011
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Stupid Cat 

Ugh stupid cat! Knocked stuff off my shelf again.
Stupid Cat by Wingstheperson September 13, 2023

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.
ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."
catatonic stupid by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009
What a SmartCar should be called(idk why the fuck people piss their money away buying those stupid fucking pieces of useless shit)
Who's going to win, SmartCar or semi

Answer: SmartCar is toast. You get an 85,000lb KW, you'll cream a StupidCar
stupidcar by F550 Powerstroke January 19, 2014

StupidCuts 

A really bad haircut obtained at a national chain hairstyling company.
So I went to StupidCuts, like an idiot, and they totally screwed up my hair.
StupidCuts by McBlogger September 16, 2008

Destro stupidcat

The act of being offensive for no fucking reason whilst being ingnorant of the pain they are causing
Damn, that niggas being a real fucking destro stupidcat when he makes fun of suicide. Tf
Destro stupidcat by DestroSC February 14, 2018

Stupidiate 

Taking a language with over half a million words and making up new words for it because of ignorance. This can also describe when a word is misspelled so often the spelling changes in the dictionary.
Words like refudiate, frenemy, and stupidiate are perfect examples. Also in the case of spelling changes, words like judgement which is now also spelled judgment fit this definition.
Stupidiate by Tzar of Anachronism September 8, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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