Stumphead

A person who is both unskillful and stupid.

"Matt is such a fucking stumphead."

by Abragore January 23, 2019

Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

by Fanster March 26, 2007

Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

slumhead

A quick-witted, thick-skinned individual who believes in speaking the truth at all times. Sometimes at the risk of hurting a person's feelings. Slumheads are usually incredibly funny, and don't pass up the opportunity to engage in heated debates. Often times leaving their NON-Slumhead opponents angry and distraught.

Man...those slumheads are a tough crowd...

by T.Y.E. July 26, 2006

Swamphead

Paying 5 dollars for head from a toothless hooker from Dixie county in a brewery parking lot in Gainesville Florida.

Man that was the best swamphead I've gotten in years. But now my dick itches!

by FloridaMan5000 September 24, 2019

Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009