Stump Grinding
Stump Grinding by Plazmik May 9, 2019
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Stump Grinding
Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.
Stump Grinding by Srini January 8, 2009
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Stump Grinding
1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
Stump Grinding by Awesomanda November 8, 2011
Stump Grinding
Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
Stump Grinding by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011
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stump grinding by player_aler August 9, 2025
Stump Grindin'
Stump Grindin' occurs when a man and a woman have sex in the missionary position. The man has his legs cut off at the knee. This poses an awkward thrusting resembling that of midget porn in fast forward.
Jimmy: "Wow, did you hear about what happened last night with Tina?"
Geoffrey: "No, what?"
Jimmy: "She was stump grindin' with that amputee."
Geoffrey: "OH SHI-"
Geoffrey: "No, what?"
Jimmy: "She was stump grindin' with that amputee."
Geoffrey: "OH SHI-"
Stump Grindin' by SirGrindsalot January 18, 2009
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stumpgrinding by pepperonipony July 22, 2010
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