Student Nurse

A student nurse is a moist hole in a skimpy powder blue dress that regularly opens its legs and mouth as if it were a basic pleasure model from the outer colonies above Watford.

Student Nurse Sarah open your legs so I can see your moist pink lipped purple headed hood juicer.

Student Nurse by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

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nursing student

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.

Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.

nursing student by LZS September 26, 2010

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Nursing Student

There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.

2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.

3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.

Did you see Abby? She is a total type-1 nursing student, she even wore lulu socks to the gym yesterday!

Wow, Jamie is a total type-2 nursing student, they're so nice! But I saw them roll their eyes at instructor Mike the other day, that was priceless.

Nursing Student by E kat March 18, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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