Student Car

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A small car with only two doors and push forward seats that all students seem to have. Usually in silver or red. Around 4 or 5 lanky students try and squash into this small car and all of them try and call shotgun in a bid to be least squashed. Blasting alternative mainstream from their radios.

Student 1: Like my new car?
Student 2: It's a bit of a student car.
Student 3: I call shotgun

Student Car by RainbowDust May 19, 2008

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career student

a full time 25 year old art student who still lives in college dorms.

***** is lives in dorms with 18 and 19 year olds, he needs to get a job, can't hide from the real world forever.

career student by Big D May 2, 2004

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career student

What a lot of young people are in Europe becuase the government pays all their education expenses so what they do is drink and fuck and do drugs all the time while taking the bare minimum in BS classes to keep receiving government funding, which includes cost of living (booze/drug money).

They purposly never graduate so they can continue living the life style they are living for free.

Lukas began his 12th year at University having accomplished nothing except 11 years of being intoxicated most of the time while the government picked up the tab.

career student by FooberFoober August 16, 2005

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career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.

guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.

career student by Biafra J July 12, 2004

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Making Card For Student Teacher

Making A card for a fat man in an elephant suit

FATMANFAT
TOTALLY UTTERLY FATTTTT
making card for student teacher.

Making Card For Student Teacher by savanna rain June 20, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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