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A large emotius cuntius, the largest in the family in fact. Standing at a tall 6"3 and weighing in at anywhere between 100 and 200 pounds, he is liable to listen to bands such as suicide silence, trivium, torsofuck, sylosis etc. he can often be found lying on danielles floor while his friends suck each others face. Partial to some of the forbidden fruit lying in the garden of those less than sixteen. However, he is loved by many.
Guy 1"Wow, does that guy only have one hoody?"
Guy2"Yeah, he is such a Stubawl"
Stubawl by condommer December 10, 2011
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America's Next Favorite Pastime. A psuedo sport invented by seven sorta athletes. It's popularity has grown in size tremedously. The main focus of Stuball is fun and friendship. Teams compete for the fusion cup each year.
What are you doing on sunday?
uh...stuball what else.
Stuball by MERKUMBER May 21, 2010
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Stuball is a hand sewn four-panel cloth cat toy ball, which includes a four inch nylon tail in its construction. The panels are made of fleece, which creates the purrfect surface for cat claw activity.

The reason Stuball was invented was to help a couple of slightly pudgy indoor cats get some exercise that they wouldn’t have otherwise initiated on their own.

They had no idea they were creating the greatest cat toy known to kitties!
The Stuball is my cats favorite toy.
Stuball by Bobshortarm October 26, 2011
A hairy,yet hairless beast that resides in Queens NY. Although often heard yelling and screaming at his computer,he is rarely seen in daylight since he rises quite early to make a living. Also known as stu-bacca, he may be spotted on the East end of Long Island, jet skiing or In florida looking up old ladies dresses.
If you see or know a STUBALL, contact AR
stuball by JAKKED December 24, 2008
5'11"-6' white dude who weighs in at about 204-208 lbs. His friends are his world. Patriotic, but hates politicians. Enjoys eating, sleeping, going to youth group, eating BBQ, calling people DOOSHES, and will beat the crap out of you if you piss him off. He has 5 speeds. 1)Park. 2)Walk. 3)Jog. 4)Run. 5) OH CRAP, you better hope you're more scared of me than I am pissed off at you! He is a nice guy who hates annoying people, and wants Jenny to make him a sandwich. Also, very hungry.
(Random Dude): Who are you, and why are you so weird?
(Me): I'm the Stuball, DOOSH! If you don't like it, then too bad for you. Now go make me a sandwich!
Stuball by The Stuball December 17, 2008
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026