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stumper dump

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defecation the size of a tree stump
Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
stumper dump by binkel November 4, 2010

slump stumper 

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Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
slump stumper by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018

bumper stumper 

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bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole
I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.
bumper stumper by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Triple Stumper 

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1. On the television quiz show "Jeopardy!", a clue for which no correct response is given by any player. (Source: j-archive.com)

However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped!

A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in).

2. Any perplexing situation or problem.
Alex seemed bemused that so many $400 clues in the Double Jeopardy round were Triple Stumpers.

How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper!
Triple Stumper by Shoutoute March 16, 2013

Stumper 

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Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"
A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
Stumper by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010

Stumper 

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Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.
I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.
Stumper by PocketWrap February 25, 2018
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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