Strumped

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..

"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"

by Dae408 February 5, 2010

Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Strumpet

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

by Fanster March 26, 2007

Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.

She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.

by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007