Strudelbaker

A vintage brand of automobile whose engine ran so hot that you could bake pastries on it.

After Grampa's old Strudelbaker got too worn to be worth fixing up anymore, Gramma used the engine for slow-cooking her breads and pies, similar to how Mike Mulligan used his now-obsolete steam-shovel's furnace to heat the new Town Hall in Popperville.

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

Chalky Studebaker

The act of having sexual intercourse against a chalkboard, in a classroom.

Did you hear about Doug and Patty? Yeah, he gave her a Chalky Studebaker after class!

by FrankyNoonans March 25, 2011

Studebaker

To have a big pecker and give women pleasure.

That man right there is a studebaker.

by Logic12438 February 27, 2017

Studebaker

An ass hole who thinks he has a large pecker but it's really just average. He also thinks he is all that enough to say the fault of something is because he "is studebaker" as if that is a real answer

Studebaker is a real fucking cunt.

by AntiStudebaker February 22, 2017

studebaker

A violent sex act. From a standing position behind a car, the subject is bent at the waist into the open trunk. The perpetrator then slams the trunk closed onto the victim, thereby breaking the receiving partners spine at the waist. The perpetrator proceeds to have sex with the now waist-down-incapacitated victim.

Jack studebakered Jill in his Buick.

by MHKMJ March 14, 2008

Studebaker

Someone on an internet forum who was forced to change their user name because the original was offensive.

Did you see what that Studebaker had as his user name?

by maxomillian September 30, 2012

Studebaker sandwich

When a young woman engages in a three-way with two elderly men.

I met a couple of nice retirees on vacation and ended up in a Studebaker sandwich.

by TizzleWizzle May 19, 2021