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shit sprouter 

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.
Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
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Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
shit sprouter by jonathad April 1, 2010
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sprouter 

The word sprouter is a term used very loosely , towards a good looking girl. Often yelled out of cars windows or just to passers by . It is a term derived from the "skaters"
But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.
"Dude, that chick is sprout"
"SPROUTERRRRR!!!!"
sprouter by Little Tom January 2, 2009

Sprouter 

A hot, young or 'fresh' girl 16-20 years old. "Sprouting" meaning that they are young and blossoming. Can also have connotations of being naive or easily preyed upon (by 18-25 year old skateboarders, who are the primary users of this term).
location: cool underground club that plays 90s hip hop and electro
skater: i'm gonna go dance with that sprouter, man
skater 2: yeah she looks about 16, you should go for it!
Sprouter by yournameorpseudonym October 16, 2008

sprouter 

Someone who one thinks will be hot when they are older.
A: That girl is hot
B: Yeah she's a sprouter
sprouter by Derppppppppppppppp October 25, 2011

sprouter 

Hot girl.
In Barcelona also known as Meritxell, or MeryJane for aussies.
Meryjane is so sprouter... she is dreamy!
sprouter by yelllaaaaa September 16, 2007
Oh, you wanna fight, eh? Come on ya scrouter!
Scrouter by moth December 1, 2003