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The best guy you'll ever meet in your miserable life. He's tall, gives excellent advice on almost any problem that you have, a good listener, humorous, smart, witty, funny, artistic, charismatic, charming, can do the cleaning, can do the cooking, and most importantly; he's a man of culture. He can easily make people laugh, a strong man (both physically and mentally— heck, he can even carry everyone in his group research). He's almost what you look or need in a guy. 10/10 husband material. Maybe that's why girls are fawning over him— even men. That guy is also a chick magnet.
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT STRAWMILE?
Girl 2: OMG DADDY.
Strawmile by pspspswswsw May 19, 2022
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strawbie 

this strawbie is so sweet.
strawbie by Tingle Likes Rupees October 25, 2019

strawmaker 

a person who makes straws
"Hello strawmaker, would you repair my plastic straw?"
strawmaker by Croggor May 14, 2020

strawnie 

Strawberry cake meets Brownie, and BAM deliciousness happens. Diversity among Desserts.

Instructions: Mix strawberry cake mix, then make brownie mix, and then mix in a cake pan, cupcake pan and bake until done. Enjoy!
"I can't decide between strawberry cake or a brownie."- Little Tommy

"You don't have to decide Tommy! You can have both, here have a strawnie! " - Mother of Tommy
strawnie by mixinvix April 11, 2011

Strample 

the act of strolling while simultaneously sampling food in a public venue.
Jim and Ryan could not decide on what to have for lunch so decided to go strample at Costco for lunch.
Strample by Ry_Guy0205 February 1, 2014

Straymite 

A straymite is a very attractive individual, he can always jump high and on the most blocks. He likes puppies and has a big cock
Person 1: Yoo Jason's such a straymite
Person 2: Not as much as dylan

Stramble 

To steal then destroy an item.
Why did you stramble his taco?
Stramble by Hergalafloob November 4, 2019