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The best guy you'll ever meet in your miserable life. He's tall, gives excellent advice on almost any problem that you have, a good listener, humorous, smart, witty, funny, artistic, charismatic, charming, can do the cleaning, can do the cooking, and most importantly; he's a man of culture. He can easily make people laugh, a strong man (both physically and mentally— heck, he can even carry everyone in his group research). He's almost what you look or need in a guy. 10/10 husband material. Maybe that's why girls are fawning over him— even men. That guy is also a chick magnet.
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT STRAWMILE?
Girl 2: OMG DADDY.
Strawmile by pspspswswsw May 19, 2022
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strawbie 

this strawbie is so sweet.
strawbie by Tingle Likes Rupees October 25, 2019

strawmaker 

a person who makes straws
"Hello strawmaker, would you repair my plastic straw?"
strawmaker by Croggor May 14, 2020

strawnie 

Strawberry cake meets Brownie, and BAM deliciousness happens. Diversity among Desserts.

Instructions: Mix strawberry cake mix, then make brownie mix, and then mix in a cake pan, cupcake pan and bake until done. Enjoy!
"I can't decide between strawberry cake or a brownie."- Little Tommy

"You don't have to decide Tommy! You can have both, here have a strawnie! " - Mother of Tommy
strawnie by mixinvix April 11, 2011

Strample 

the act of strolling while simultaneously sampling food in a public venue.
Jim and Ryan could not decide on what to have for lunch so decided to go strample at Costco for lunch.
Strample by Ry_Guy0205 February 1, 2014

Straymite 

A straymite is a very attractive individual, he can always jump high and on the most blocks. He likes puppies and has a big cock
Person 1: Yoo Jason's such a straymite
Person 2: Not as much as dylan

Stramble 

To steal then destroy an item.
Why did you stramble his taco?
Stramble by Hergalafloob November 4, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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