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v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity
"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"
v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede 

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!
Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Stay strapped or get clapped 

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

Strapplebone 

A wickedly vile hood rat drank comprised of Strawberry-Banana flavored Body Armor beverage mixed with any variety of ghetto liquor. (e.g. Henny, Tanqueray, Gin, Hypno, E&J)
My nigga Eric downed four strapplebones, now he gone buck wild! His probation officer gonna find out for sheez!
Strapplebone by Mizzlebone June 12, 2020

chin strapped 

British army slang to mean extremely tired or worn out. As if to be hanging from the chinstrap of ones helmet.
he was chin strapped after the 1o mile run
chin strapped by rojoags June 2, 2009