Strawberry Yogurt

When a girl has her first time and is bleeding while over flowing with sperm from her vagina

Charles: I never thought keely was a virgin
Mike : well shes not after she had a Strawberry Yogurt

by Yleek January 12, 2012

Strawberry yogurt

The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.

- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty

by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018

strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink

i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt

by funguspancake March 15, 2020

strawberry yogurt

a mixture of female ejaculate and menstrual blood

man , she gave me some strawberry yogurt last night

by anonymous June 21, 2025

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022