seachips's definitions

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025

Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.

Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...

by seachips January 24, 2025

Somolia STD special

you have to find a girl with syphilis and you can either fuck her pussy or her butt hole, you use a mayo gun to constantly squirt mayo into the hole you didn't choose until it starts to get too full it leaks out. Scoop the nut out of the hole and the mayo out of the either one and you pour the liquid into her mouth and get a electric mixer and mix it up. Once it is finished, you serve it to her child and repeat the same process to her child.

i gave that somolia STD special to that single mother and her child last night it was amazing!

by seachips May 6, 2025