strattle

Whenever a girl wants to make her man feel frisky she just positions herself so she is face to face with him and her legs are wrapped around his hips. This method works on all men, but ladies be careful, your man might make your little foreplay more of a daily routine .. :p

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by The go to girl <3 March 7, 2011

Strattle

A wildcard verb, can be used to mean almost anything. Can add an air of mystery or spice to a sentence.

Adam was strattling Madeline.
I'm gonna go strattle me some McDonalds.
You were so drunk you strattled the cat in front of everyone.

by madianne23 February 11, 2012

Strattle-Snake

Euphemism for a penis.

"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."

by tlninja July 5, 2012

Zattle Strattle

When a chick gives you a hairy knee job from a piggy back position. When you complete you have to yell "KILL YO SELF" and throw her at the nearest wall.

This one slag Gertrude gave me Zattle Strattle and that big bitch put a dent in the drywall.

by Justin Trudeau (PR Canada) May 28, 2024

strettled

To have accidentally (or deliberately) caused a problem with some system or device.

Question: "Is the database broken?" - Answer: "Sorry, it's been Strettled!"

by dubstar January 22, 2015

Stratten's Law

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

by Steve-er July 7, 2011

scrattled

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.

She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.

by SWAMPED June 19, 2015