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strap-job 

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"
strap-job by carnette September 23, 2023

Strap-Job 

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...
Strap-Job by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
straw job by (:)]+< November 3, 2010
When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
Straw Job by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026