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strangle toe 

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.
I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.
strangle toe by DudeWhat January 7, 2010

double strangle toe 

When strangle toe occurs, but the Big Toe brings along the 2nd toe so they can be strangled as a pair.

See also strangle toe.
Dude, I had strangle toe for so long today that the sock started to loosen up and release its grip a bit.

Just when I thought I was in the clear, double strangle toe set in and it started all over again.
double strangle toe by DudeWhat January 7, 2010

strangledolphin 

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.
Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!
strangledolphin by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

stranglehold 

1. (Wrestling) a wrestling hold in which a wrestler's arms are pressed against his opponent's windpipe.

2. complete power or control over a person or situation
His stranglehold is very good. He has been training for 4 years.
stranglehold by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014

Strangleage 

The factor by which someone deserves to be choked to death. The highest levels of often found in upper management.
I think Trent must have an anti-strangelage cloak with an armor of -50. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy groceries without being choked to death. Strangleage.
Strangleage by Cussy McFuckFuck October 17, 2005

Stranglehold 

An act where a stripper wraps her thighs around a patrons neck
That dancer has a stranglehold on tbat dude.
Stranglehold by RAMLANDGOAT January 19, 2018