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Stranglehold 

An act where a stripper wraps her thighs around a patrons neck
That dancer has a stranglehold on tbat dude.
Stranglehold by RAMLANDGOAT January 19, 2018

Italian Stranglehold 

The monopoly that the Italian Cardinals had on the Papacy of the Roman Catholic Church, most lately from 1523 to 1978. Essentially minority control of an international entity for that minority's personal gain; "a government of the Italians, by the Italians, and for the Italians." This situation has also led to Italian control of the central bureaucracy (the Curia) that persists to this day. For the most part, the Italian Cardinals feel "Vastly Entitled" to this unique status; however the rest of the Cardinals seem to think otherwise, and have consistently elected non-Italian Popes since 1978. The last two Popes have let the Curia "do its own thing" (John Paul II never really understood it and ignored it, and Benedict XVI was more concerned with the trappings of power such as the color of his own shoes and obscure scholarly pursuits than with actually leading the Church).
The Italian Stranglehold led to much corruption in the Roman Catholic Church.

Dick Stranglehold 

Sexual Act ...to grab ones dick violently...as a means of pleasure....
Tonight when I get home I will Im going to give my self a dick stranglehold..
Dick Stranglehold by duhmanda October 21, 2012

strangledolphin 

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.
Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!
strangledolphin by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

Ninja Strangle Hold 

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.
Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.

stranglehodling

The act of owning shares of GME and AMC and refusing to sell until they reach the moon.
"How did so many dumb Redditors manage to accumulate so many tendies?"

"They destroyed Wall Street by stranglehodling, sir."