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Strabismus 

Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."

Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.
People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.
Strabismus by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015

stralisness

Seeing something so shocking it makes you speechless and your eyes bulge out
P1: Did you see that guy who jumped off that building?
P2: It was so gruesome i felt stralisness!
stralisness by DDistrict February 8, 2022

strabisnips 

A combination of the words strabismus (lazy eye) and nipple. Strabisnips is a variation of the geographic presence of the nipple upon the female breast which results in the nipples projecting in opposed axes.
Taylor: “Did you see that stripper’s nipples? They were pointing in different directions!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”
strabisnips by Big Dusty Vagina March 13, 2023

Stratisfear 

Stratisfear is a well known online text net battler. he has been around for many years and is known by millions. he is(todate) undefeated with over 100 wins and under 10 looses. he is the most respected internet online text head the internet has ever seen to date. he is highly regarded and respected all over the internet
Stratisfear is the dopest text head the internet has ever had
Stratisfear by JonnyTheGreat August 17, 2006
A Proof-of-Stake (POS) cryptocurrency with limited emission and low inflation, STRAT is trading on reputable cryptocurrency exchanges and valued by investors worldwide. It was the first coin to ever mine a block with C#. It's main core is written in C# and .NET.
Stratis Example: Imagine Ethereum, now make it 3x better, 3x faster, and written in a famous, most commonly used programming language (C#).

straisted 

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk
Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.
straisted by partytrap November 30, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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