Definitions by partytrap

infidelity 

a threesome you weren't invited to

She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.

infidelity by partytrap February 24, 2013

bajunkajunk 

a well-endowed man whose massiveness can be seen through his jeans or shorts.

Jonny was wearing tight jeans where you can could see his bajunkajunk resting against the side of his left leg.

bajunkajunk by partytrap November 30, 2010

straisted 

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk

Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.

straisted by partytrap November 30, 2010

pressure washing the undercarriage

to use the shower massager to wash your taint and or buttocks without the need for a hand towel.

After going to Burning Man for a week and only having access to Wet Wipes and porta potties with single-ply toilet paper, my first shower was amazing. I was pressure washing the undercarriage for a few minutes before I stopped feeling like a primate.

pressure washing the undercarriage by partytrap October 12, 2010

nacho cock 

The evaporation of one's sex drive after eating a large Mexican meal, particularly nachos.

Hey baby, I know I was feeling frisky before dinner, but after that plate of nachos, this is nacho cock tonight.

nacho cock by partytrap September 25, 2010

cockamole 

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

cockamole by partytrap June 3, 2010