DDistrict's definitions

Slovakian Ballcock

When a guy's balls are used instead of a ballcock (mechanism for filling water tanks)

Bro I almost drowned doing the Slovakian Ballcock

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

Slovakian Spoon

When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.

Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

Tickle Tipson

The almighty tickler of tips. He comes out of the closet to tickle your tip, watch out though! you might like it!

John: "Tickle Tipson payed me a visit last night"

Jeremy: "No the fuck he did not! I saw him fingering my dad!"

by DDistrict November 26, 2023

floptok

The worst side of TikTok to ever exist. The side of TikTok full of Kpop stans and mentally retarded girls of ages ranging between 6 to 13. Upon any contact with a male, the average floptok member will not refrain from using a made-up insult known as "DaBoyz".

A notable aspect of floptok is the extreme use of capslock and emojis.

Warning: There is a high risk of obtaining brain damage upon the slightest exposure to floptok.

The floptok gave the therapist a side eye before screaming:
"Da BoYZZZZ"
The therapist scratched his head with a look of disbelief on his face. The only option left was euthanasia.

by DDistrict July 3, 2023

spin like shit

when someone can't decide between two things and ends up choosing neither of them.

like usual, Tyler can't decide between watching a movie or playing a game so he will spin like shit.

by DDistrict September 23, 2023

stralisness

Seeing something so shocking it makes you speechless and your eyes bulge out

P1: Did you see that guy who jumped off that building?
P2: It was so gruesome i felt stralisness!

by DDistrict February 8, 2022

Lorence

The face you make when you feel things you should not

P1: I feel my bones. (Person with lorence)
P2: What the fuck is wrong with your face!?
P1: I feel my bones.

by DDistrict February 8, 2022