Straigtner

A slang word for fight.

I would easily lace you.
Let’s have a straigtner then pussyo.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Strainer Job

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.

Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

by itspetercottontail May 18, 2010

piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 10, 2008

soup strainer

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.

In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.

by Go4baroque1969 October 24, 2006

Straightener

A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!

by tallica January 17, 2007

piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008