Straightener

A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!

by tallica January 17, 2007

Straightener

A reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a “straightener” to accommodate as a short term sobering agent.

I’m so fucked up. I need a straightener.

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Straightener

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

I need a straightener after failing the driving test again

by Conal Cam May 25, 2008

straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005

Straightener

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.

That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.

by AlanBennet01 August 21, 2018

Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.

Oi help me with a straightener

by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022

Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)

by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024