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Straightnerise 

Another use of the word “Straightner”, ‘Straightner’ meaning to have a fight and is commonly used in the Liverpool region.
You use the the word “Straightnerise” when offering someone out for a fight to settle beef.
Lad 1- “Oi dickhead, i shagged your ma yer know”
Lad 2-“Wot then ye twat, I will fuckn straightnerise you kid
Lad 1-“cmed yer cunt lets have it”
Straightnerise by Shagdurmakid June 13, 2021
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straightners 

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO
hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?
straightners by Colette February 24, 2004
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