This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.
Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!
Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.
Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!
Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”