Definitions by A.I.B

Straight Month 

This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.

Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!

Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.

Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!

Straight Month by A.I.B June 19, 2021

D’Amir 

Pronounced as “Dah-Meer” an amazing and confident person who is an amazing friend. If you know anyone named D’Amir be his friend you won’t regret it.

D’Amir: Hey guys wanna play COD later after school?
Friend: Yeah sure dude that’d be sweet!

Random: Can I join y’all too?
D’Amir: Yeah man of course and what’s your name? We could be friends dude
Parker: The name’s Parker, and I’d like to be friends too.

D’Amir by A.I.B May 29, 2021

Gold Digger

A woman/ man (mostly women) who seeks for a lover not for their looks or personality but for their money to then use as their own with no second thought...like Becky..why Becky, WHY! Ahem, let’s focus.

Becky:( : Hey can I have more money for a Gucci bag!
Me: No Becky please I can’t keep doing this
Becky:( : UGH! WHAT-EVER Jamal is willing to give me some chocolate anywaaaaaays
Me: Becky, darling
Becky:( : Shut up, I’m going to Jamals later, we’re over, hmu when you have more MONEYY
Me: Becky wait! UGH, I hate Jamal with his big black di- I mean Becky was such a gold digger.

Gold Digger by A.I.B May 29, 2021

KAM 

KAM means Kill All Men, a dumb phrase or “joke” women say to show that men “aren’t shit” or something of that analogy, when women who say that are sexist but claim to be feminist, feminist wish for equality of men and women, not to rule men

KAM Girl: Ugh kill all men sister
Feminist: Yeah no I support men and women not just men sexist
KAM Girl: What! Sexist, but men rape and kill more women!
Feminist: And so do women?
KAM Girl: Well..uh men oppress women! Which is sexist
Feminist: And you think it’s not sexist for it to be the other way around?
KAM Girl: Of course not! Duh
Feminist: Yeah ok sexist

KAM by A.I.B May 28, 2021

Avery 

Y'all dumb mother fuckers. How dare you try and define the god almighty AVERY!? He can read your fucking MIND with his 32 foot DINGDONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically fuck you up! He will skull fuck you if you ever wrong him.

Guy 1-Last time I had an encounter with Avery, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Guy2- Dude I think I am too, AGHHHH.
Avery- Never wrong me you dumb mother fucker, hahaha.

Avery by A.I.B January 21, 2020

DAB 

DAB, a term used as a old and cringey type of pose, no longer popular. But DAB also means, Dumbass Brother so next time you wanna call your brother dumb just say "your a DAB"

You- Your so annoying go away.
Little brother- NO! I'ma tell Mom!
You- Ugh your such a DAB. Just get out already.

DAB by A.I.B January 19, 2020

Avary 

Avary = sounds like Avery but isnt, pronounced as (uh - va - ry) is Avery's gay counterpart and loves his ass some dick

Dude 1- Mhh Avary looking good today imma let him gimme sum sloppy tippy
Dude 2- Bruhhh me too!
Avary- But...I'm not gay?

Avary by A.I.B January 15, 2020